just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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