Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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