another moral hangover. fuck.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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