There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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