i think my mom watched the whole time
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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