well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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