We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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