Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
When are your genitals available?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Help. Why am I so naked?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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