why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think your dad took our porno
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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