i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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