have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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