Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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