I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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