I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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