Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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