**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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