is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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