Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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