your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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