when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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