I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Randomize
