Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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