My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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