absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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