I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
