So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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