i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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