its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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