Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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