at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I need a hoe opinion
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