ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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