I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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