shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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