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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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