she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
the raccoons are back...
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