It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.