can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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