I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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