So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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