piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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