I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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