no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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