Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
