shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
