yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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