just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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