need another drink. this is the easiest way
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
