yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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