Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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