Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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