I've blown a few things in my day
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Randomize
