So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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