I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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