OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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