I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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