Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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