i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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You. Win. At. Life.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
